So, I've moved to Eugene Oregon. It's a great place, and I want to tell you all about it, but first, I'd like to tell you about the trip up here. It's was really amazing. It's been a while since I've done a YouTube video, but my hair has grown back out and it's maybe just a little past my shoulders. In a small town in the panhandle of Texas, me and my mother pulled over to use the restrooms and get some water. We has all of our things...basically everything we owned, in the trunk of the car. So, we'd agreed that one would go inside, and take the car keys with them when they go, so the one standing around outside doesn't have any keys to be robbed...just a small security measure. Anyway, my mother goes in first and I'm standing outside. The bumper had come loose so I bent over to clip it back in, and I was waiting for my mom...couldn't wait any longer, so I thought...small store in the middle of nowhere, I'll just take a wiz behind the store and save some time. We were in a race to get to Trinidad by 6:40 PM. Anyway, while I'm using the "facilities" this fat lady walks around the back of the building and looks at me. Then goes back. I walk back up to the car and my mom walks up and says "lets get out of here...they're about to call the cops." So I don't ask any questions...I just get in the car. I asked what happened back at the store, and she said some redneck hick walked in and told everyone that some long haired hippy looking guy with sunglasses on, was looking in people's cars for keys. My mother said she listened for a little bit, thinking there was some bad guy outside...then she figured out...and told them "Wait...wait...wait...that's my son. He's not looking for keys. We're leaving now." So if I hadn't peed in the back, I for sure would have been busting a gut to get out of Texas. I'm so glad it's in my rear view mirror....I couldn't believe it though. Almost getting the cops called on me. And not for the right reason either. Peeing in public is a crime...waiting outside the store when you're taking a long trip should be encouraged. Oh well, I guess their back to burring their guns and ammo now. Not that I'm against guns...but that town should have a fence around it and I don't feel people like that should have access to firearms. Crazy rednecks.
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